Read First Before Hating

Ok about my blog, I work with a man named Robert J. I don’t like him (you’ll soon find out why). So, I’ve made a blog about it.

In reality “Robert J.” isn’t about anyone in particular (as you undoubtedly know), but is a blanket identity when telling tales of workplace idiosyncrasies, exaggerated stories, or general office humor.

If you need to, you can e-mail me at deathinfrance(at)yahoo(dot)com.

Anyway thanks for your time,

P.S. “The events depicted in this blog are fictitious. Any similarity to any person living or dead is merely coincidental.” So fuck off Biblical Dave.

6 Comments

  1. Helen said,

    dude, chill. The man is working towards his own self destruction. You just have to be mellow until his judgement day comes. I am predicting Baltimore as the final straw.

  2. deathinfrance said,

    Ah yes, Baltimore… Let’s just hope I make it back alive.

    You’re right Helen, I would like to see him self destruct & I would like to be around to witness it. But he’s been around for almost a year & nothing has really been done about his performance/attitude/hygiene, & I’m getting a little impatient.

    But you’re totally right, there are still tons of things I can do from afar without it reflecting poorly on me.

  3. sekanblogger said,

    I think I worked for Robert J.
    In fact, several Robert J’s………..HA!

    • deathinfrance said,

      Dear god man, I would hate to think that at any point in time Rob would have been given a position of authority.

  4. Tricia said,

    Your Robert J. sounds like Michael from The Office. Michael is so lame, but I can’t stop watching him; he’s so like … groovy aweful.

    • deathinfrance said,

      NO! You see, I like the Office. Particularly the Michael character, I wouldn’t dare sully his good name by comparing him to Rob.

      Rob is more like an autistic Fran Drescher in Jaba the Hut’s body.

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